Nobody's Last Words Have Ever Been... Greeting Card

"Nobody's last words have ever been 'I wish I had eaten more rice cakes.'"

Truer words have never been spoken. This hilariously honest greeting card is a rallying cry for everyone who's tired of pretending that cardboard-flavored "health" snacks are worth it. Life's too short for rice cakes when there's real food out there. Send this card to anyone who needs a reminder to enjoy the good stuff—no regrets, no bland snacks.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays for foodies who refuse to compromise on flavor
• Your friend who's always on a diet (and needs a laugh)
• Anyone who appreciates life's simple pleasures—like actual taste
• Encouragement cards with a side of humor and truth

What You Get:

• One 4-1/4" x 5-1/2" folded card with glossy finish outside, matte inside
• Blank inside—plenty of space for your own words of wisdom
• Premium card stock that's way more satisfying than rice cakes
• Matching envelope and protective sleeve included

Give the gift of permission to live deliciously. Because nobody ever looked back and wished they'd eaten less pizza. 🍕✨