Of Course Size Matters... Greeting Card

"Of course size matters... no one wants a small glass of wine."

Let's settle this debate once and for all: when it comes to wine glasses, bigger is absolutely better. This hilariously cheeky greeting card speaks the truth that every wine lover knows in their heart. It's the perfect way to celebrate birthdays, girls' nights, or just acknowledge that your friend has their priorities straight when it comes to pour sizes.

Perfect for:

• Wine enthusiasts who believe in generous pours
• Birthdays for friends with impeccable taste (in wine and humor)
• Galentine's Day or girls' night celebrations
• Anyone who's ever side-eyed a "standard" 5-ounce pour
• Just-because moments to make your wine-loving friend laugh

What You Get:

• One 4-1/4" x 5-1/2" folded card with vintage-style charm
• Blank inside—plenty of room for your own witty message
• Premium card stock as classy as a full-bodied red
• Matching envelope and protective sleeve included

Give the gift of validation and laughter. Because life's too short for small wine glasses and boring cards. 🍷✨