Before You Lost Your Shit...Greeting Card
"Before you lose your shit... remember, there's no wine in prison."
Sometimes the best advice comes with a side of brutal honesty and a splash of dark humor. This hilariously practical greeting card is the perfect reality check for anyone who's about to snap—because let's face it, orange jumpsuits and no wine is not the vibe. Send this to your friend who needs a laugh, a reminder to breathe, or just someone to acknowledge that adulting is hard and we're all barely holding it together.
Perfect for:
- Friends who are stressed and need a good laugh
- Encouragement cards with a twist of dark humor
- Wine lovers who need perspective (and maybe a glass)
- Anyone having a rough day, week, or year
- Just-because moments when they need to know you get it
What You Get:
- One 4-1/4" x 5-1/2" folded card with vintage-style charm
- Blank inside—add your own words of wisdom (or commiseration)
- Premium card stock that won't judge their life choices
- Matching envelope and protective sleeve included
Give the gift of perspective wrapped in humor. Because sometimes all we need is a reminder to keep calm and pour the wine. 🍷😅
SERVICE
We pride ourselves on our talented and dedicated staff, and we deeply value all of our customer relationships we've cultivated. We want your in-store and online experience to be exceptional. If there is anything we can do to improve your shopping with us, please reach out via phone or email: (435) 901-5064 or hello@thecollectiveatparkcity.com
SHIPPING
Available inventory will ship within 1-2 business days via USPS or UPS. If you prefer a certain carrier, please reach out with your name and order number and we will do our best to accommodate.
LOCAL CUSTOMERS
We offer an in-store pick up shipping option. If you select this method, we ask that you please pick up your purchase from our store within three days unless specified.
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we do accept returns:
- All items must be unworn, unwashed, with tags fully intact.
- In-person within 14 days with receipt - full refund, exchange, or store credit
- Online orders must be post-marked within 10 business days - full refund, exchange, or store credit.
- Items postmarked after 10 days, or returned in-person after 14 days are eligible for store credit or exchange only. A restocking fee of 15% may apply.
- Returns are NOT available after 90 days past purchase date.
- No returns for SALE items.
TO INITIATE A RETURN FOR SHIPPING:
- Email hello@thecollectiveatparkcity.com within 10 days of your purchase to verify purchase and receive shipping authorization. Without authorization, returns will not be accepted.
- Ship the item insured, with a tracking number. Postmark is considered the date of return. Please ship to: USPS Shipping - The Collective Park City, PO Box 681869, Park City, UT 84068. OR. UPS Shipping - The Collective Park City, 675 Main Street, Suite R7, Park City, UT 84060
- Via email, provide The Collective Park City with the tracking information.
- Refunds, store credit, or exchanges will be processed once the merchandise has been received and inspected to ensure the item is unworn, unwashed, with tags intact.
- You will receive your refund via the original payment card.
DID YOU KNOW?
With advance notice, we happily offer private and extended shopping hours in store. Additionally, we offer personal styling for customers both in-store and online. Whether you’re looking for an outfit for an upcoming special event or you’re in need of a wardrobe refresh, one of our experienced stylists will be glad to assist you.
Please email us at hello@thecollectiveatparkcity.com for more information.
