If We're Ever In A Situation... Greeting Card

"If we're ever in a situation where I am the "voice of reason" then we are in a very bad situation."

Survival of the fittest just got a whole lot funnier. This brutally honest greeting card is the perfect way to tell your friend, sibling, or partner exactly where they stand when the zombie apocalypse hits. Spoiler alert: they're the decoy. It's friendship with a healthy dose of self-preservation and zero apologies.

Perfect for:

• Your best friend who would absolutely do the same to you
• Birthdays for people with a dark sense of humor
• Anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense
• The friend who's definitely slower than you (and knows it)

What You Get:

• One 4-1/4" x 5-1/2" folded card with glossy finish outside, matte inside
• Blank inside—add your own survival tips or apology
• Premium card stock that's built to last (unlike your friend in a chase scene)
• Matching envelope and protective sleeve included

Give the gift of brutal honesty wrapped in humor. Because real friends tell it like it is—even if it means you're getting tripped. 🏃♀️💀