I ONLY DRINK Cocktail Napkin

Standards? Oh, we have them. "I only drink..." is the perfectly cheeky excuse for anyone who takes their happy hour seriously (and their sense of humor even more so). Slide these under a favorite pour and let the napkin do the bragging — no explanation required.

Small napkins, strong opinions, excellent taste.

• 20 disposable cocktail napkins per package
• 10" x 10" unfolded
• From Paperproducts Design • Ambiente

Warning: may inspire spirited debates over the "right" drink and a very well-curated bar cart.